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If Hippos Formed a Pirate Crew

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My Pets Are Most Unusual

 

Classroom Torment

 

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If Hippos Formed a Pirate Crew

 

by

Derby Hampton

 

If hippos formed a pirate crew,

they could learn needed skills.  

They simply need to practice them

in daily pirate drills.

 

Their brains are small, but they could learn

to plan a raiding trip.

And also how to read a map

and navigate a ship

   

If all the hippos save their change

they soon could buy a boat.  

Then why aren't any hippos found

on pirate ships afloat?

 

The problem for a hippo crew

is when they board, I think.

As hefty hippos squeeze on board  -    

the
ship
would
surely
sink! 

 

 

(Copyright © Derby Hampton. This poem may be used for classroom reading or as a classroom resource. The author's name and copyright must be included.)

 

 

 

 

My Pets Are Most Unusual

 

by

Derby Hampton

  

My pets are most unusual,

they all need extra care.

When I take them out for a walk,

most people point and stare.

 

I keep a shaggy lioness,

she acts so very rude.

At dinner, she sits on my lap

and gulps down most my food.

 

Out back, I have my elephant,

which is kind of nifty.

I let the neighbor kids ride him

for a dollar fifty.

 

I also have a pet giraffe,

who really is too tall.

At night, when he sleeps on my bed,

his feet reach to the hall.

 

Mom asked if I would like more pets.

I told her no, I’m through.

Please no more pets for me while mom

is working at the zoo.

 

(Copyright © Derby Hampton. This poem may be used for classroom reading or as a classroom resource. The author's name and copyright must be included.)

 

 

 

 

Classroom Torment

 by

Derby Hampton

 

Too long I have been sitting,

my bottom is asleep.

My hand has cramped from writing,

I may soon start to weep.

 

I’m gasping as I breathe in,

the air is growing stale. 

And from the lack of fresh air

I have become quite pale.

 

I’ve pleaded with the teacher:

Please let your students free.

She only rolls her eyeballs

and asks what’s wrong with me.

 

I’ve endured enough class time,

every moment adds stress.

Five whole minutes have now passed

since we last had recess!  

 

(Copyright © Derby Hampton. This poem may be used for classroom reading or as a classroom resource. The author's name and copyright must be included.)

 

 

 

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